Amazing! All of these are so amazing!
So why IN THE HELL haven’t I seen any of these things in my hands ever? Because they are too amazing to have not been purchased by me at some point.
What’s going on world? I want answers!!
Until then… be as amazed as I was…
1. A hot sauce bottle with spice level adjustment!?

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2. Chicken and fries on TOP of your drink!?!

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3. A blind date with a book?!?!?!

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4. This yogurt lid can be a spoon too?!? With directions?!?!?!?

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5. Clanky security tag on doggo’s collar so you always know where dat dog is!!!

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6. Vertical chessboard?!?! WUT?!?!

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7. A lockable charging station!?!?! WTFGFG!?!??!

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8. This guy used a newspaper and origamed the F out of it to hold his phone!!!!

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9. A cream cheese pouch!?!?

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10. This scoop! It won’t fall into your protein powder!!! You guys!!!!!

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11. An eco-friendly approach to doggie bags!!!!

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12. Milk on tap like it’s damn beer!?!?!

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Pure. Absolute. Genius.