Kids today are living a reality that includes smartphones, constant social media access, and have consumed more mature material (definitely more than me!) by the time they start school.
Just sayin… these kids have wisdom that we just didn’t have at their age.
And these 10 kiddos are definitely no exception!
10. The definition of grown up, obviously.
My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."
— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) June 29, 2015
9. He’s interested in practical skills.
I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A 1st gr said, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?"
— Danielle Herzog (@danicounselor) February 1, 2016
8. Not a bad rule tbh.
Whenever my husband or I use the term “friend from work” my almost 5 year old exclaims “coworkers are not friends!” We still have no idea where it’s coming from. 🤷🏻♀️
— Sarah (@sarahflo8611) May 8, 2019
7. Too bad this will not apply when mom is really busy.
https://twitter.com/LeenaVanD/status/801580517350985728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E801580517350985728&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunny-kid-adult-tweets%2Femily%2F
6. She’s very advanced.
6: Daddy, I'm mad at you.
Me: What for?
6: I'm not telling you.She's already a woman.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) March 3, 2016
5. Goals.
Daughter just told me, "Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."
One day her picture will be on money.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 24, 2014
4. This just made me laugh.
https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/720377939133644800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E720377939133644800&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Ffunny-kid-adult-tweets%2Femily%2F
3. Even though he’s obviously just repeating, it’s still funny.
Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls #shitmykidsays
— CW (@ceasedubz) June 11, 2015
2. She deals with her emotions better than I do.
5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down"
So, yeah, she's mine.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) June 14, 2016
1. Thank you?
"Mom, you were my best friend until I actually got friends" #shitmykidsays 😒
— Bobeli (@MichelleBobeli) February 13, 2015
I can’t wait until my own kids can put me to bed at night while they stay up to clean the kitchen!