If you’re very susceptible to cringe, you might want to walk away now. We won’t judge you. It’s like taking that chicken exit when you’re in line for a roller coaster but then you realize as you get closer that no, you’re definitely gonna barf if you get on this thing, so it’s better to accept the lesser indignity of an early departure.
Because today we’re looking at a lot of fail, via Twitter. A lot of struggle. An oof-inducing amount.
You’ve been warned. Let’s proceed.
This DM master
Few hold this kind of sway, and fewer would speak of it.
I slid into a girls dms in January and she hasn’t logged in since. My power.
— Blight Yoakam (@Vomit_Dragon) March 31, 2020
This unfortunate reaction
The reveal repeal is real real real.
https://twitter.com/Mayonakaaaaaaa/status/1246256027101609985
This corporate misstep
Silence, brand.
help
pizza hut or papa johns
— zeus (@attackonzeus) November 29, 2020
i got pizza hut bro
— zeus (@attackonzeus) November 29, 2020
These emaciated wings
Friend, you did not go in. You barely rang the doorbell. What’s wrong with you.
went in on these wings today😋 pic.twitter.com/id5jyhHkZH
— Koah🦏❕ (@CoptaKoah) October 10, 2020
This less-than-clear-thinking financial decision
I don’t even understand how you did that but ok.
So Horny I bought her a car with my student loan
— Zaimbie (@Zai_West) August 25, 2020
This amateur hour pizza
How high do you have to be to put that thing in a box like “we’re done here.”
apparently you have to mention that you want cheese on the pizza pic.twitter.com/Xi26bFSvA0
— nick (@wywnick) April 1, 2021
This very slow progress
You’ll start eventually, friend.
https://twitter.com/whereisdanial/status/1293567035167748097
This clean sweep
So much of this is trash
You don’t even have to organize it
Just throw it in a bag
https://twitter.com/hububba/status/1323362213952843776
This overachieving employee
We appreciate the commitment but why are you crying?
I'm so high my dumb ass came to work and clocked in I don't even work today now they making me stay 😭
— digital demon (@ykdigidemon) September 4, 2020
I feel you bruh.
We all do.
That’s a level of fail we can all appreciate being let in on, no matter how painful it might be to see.
What’s a way in which you’ve failed recently?
Tell us in the comments.
Thanks so much, fam!