A teacher in New York City named Alyssa Cowit is doing God’s work. And by that, I mean that she’s collecting hilarious things that kids say at school when their parents aren’t around and sharing them with the world.

Her Instagram page Live From Snack Time! is chock-full of these hilarious quotes that could only come from the mouths of wacky, creative kids.

Enjoy!

1. That’s what we all want.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5MH8Q9JUum/

2. The best pick-up line of all time.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5OjuVVpbgw/

3. I’ve heard this one before.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Jd60bJzeX/

4. I feel this deep in my soul.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B33HZQQpqS2/

5. Every boy’s dream.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5G9oTlJTrw/

6. That’s kind of brilliant.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5BzTVtJGoj/

7. It never ends…

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4_Inj-px1u/

8. All by myself.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B48RWP3Jg_4/

9. Non-stop talking.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B46M2YrpCPy/

10. Do not disturb.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4v7mMMpBwu/

11. I like this one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4tObgupgkJ/

12. Words of wisdom.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4oNo1gpC4I/

13. This could be a t-shirt.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4jHsiyJxpH/

14. What’s his name again?

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4TMrCapNlN/

15. The cat whisperer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4OMZXlJPdH/

Kids today! I’ll tell ya! Funny stuff!

Check out the Live From Snack Time‘s website for more info!

And let us know your favorite quote in the comments!