Twitter gives us plenty of great hashtags, new ways to make funny jokes, and different avenues for letting people vent about relationships – and #YoureSingleToMe, which calls out what its like to date specific kinds of people, is kind of amazing in every way possible.
Sure, you might feel a bit attacked, but that really says more about you than these 16 tweets, don’t you think?
16. Oh, Jake. Why you gotta do us like that?
if u dating a skater u single to me… tf Jake gonna do, emotionally manipulate me?
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) July 28, 2019
15. I mean there’s something else within punching range, just sayin.’
https://twitter.com/alexnuhgewyen/status/1168806284356808704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fyoure-single-to-me-if-tweets-twitter
14. Maligning an entire consumer group.
if you’re dating someone who dresses like this, you single to me. tf is tame impala gonna do? ghost me? pic.twitter.com/9PQzJtmc0Z
— gregor samsung 𖢥 (@slimjosa) August 29, 2019
13. Where’s the lie, though?
if u have a boyfriend ur single to me, whats he gonna do? lie and not wash his hands??
— sarah (@heavenbrat) September 1, 2019
12. So much astrological hate!
if ur dating a cancer ur single to me. tf they gon do? cry? LMFAOOOOOOOOO
— issy (@iem702) September 3, 2019
11. I’m not gonna say it’s always true, but…
https://twitter.com/FAIEREY/status/1167254624757112833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fyoure-single-to-me-if-tweets-twitter
10. Why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
if ur dating the fake sugar daddy in ur dms ur single to me wtf todd48237918 gon do??
— adam (@brokeangeI) September 1, 2019
9. Or maybe sic a bunch of toddlers on you.
If you’re dating a baby shark, you’re single to me. Tf he gonna do do doo do doo do do
— Adin 🍉 (@fightmenn) September 3, 2019
8. This mental picture is pretty amazing.
https://twitter.com/jiggybanzzz/status/1168627841145217024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fyoure-single-to-me-if-tweets-twitter
7. Oooh so scary!
https://twitter.com/kiddypooI/status/1155880920135524352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fchristopherhudspeth%2Fyoure-single-to-me-if-tweets-twitter
6. I’m pretty sure my husband keeps his Android just so he has an excuse not to read links I send him.
if your boyfriend has an android.. ur single to me 😤 tf is he gonna do?? tell me to (1/2) fuck (2/2) off ???
— maybe: God (@champagneswathi) September 1, 2019
5. What if he still used Skype hahahaha.
if ur dating a touring musician ur single to me… wtf he gna do facetime u??
— lil aaron (@lilaaron911) August 29, 2019
4. Somebody has been burned by a January birthday.
if you’re dating an aquarius you’re single to me — and prolly to them as well
— 💎 (@quinncunt1) September 3, 2019
3. And also they might be an alien.
If ur dating someone who doesn't like Chipotle ur single to me… what are they gonna do? Make you food at home?
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 3, 2019
2. You gotta go with your strong suits, I guess.
If you’re dating a STEM major you’re single to me. What’s he gonna do? Cry about how many lab reports he has, and tell me how useless my degree is?
— fogo de chau (@tsuchau) September 4, 2019
1. I can’t verify but this seems legit.
if ur dating a DJ ur single to me……. what’s TR≣VR gonna do, post a “good vibes only ✌️” tweet?
— diplo (@diplo) August 30, 2019
I couldn’t love any of these more if I tried!
Do any of these resonate? Is it like looking in a mirror? Drop us your thoughts in the comments!