Ladies, as a man I want to say up front that I am very sorry. This does not represent what we think AT ALL. Mainly because we don’t want to put this much thought into periods and tampons, but even if we did… we wouldn’t go here.
Basically, this is a crazy person. So take that for what it’s worth.
To begin…
7 tampons a cycle, 9 periods a year I am howling this man rlly tried so hard to sound smart without knowing a single (not one) thing https://t.co/DjYNbJx61H
— alex (@AlexHuttonxo) March 5, 2019
Average blood loss per period? Average number of tampons used per period? What in the what?!?
Oh, a storm’s a coming…
The average number is 35ml-45ml. So literally the only thing he got right was how many days are in a week.
— ˗ˏˋ ??? ˎˊ˗ (@avasond) March 5, 2019
And it’s not going to get better for him…
Lmfao he doesn’t know how many months are in a year that’s for sure ??
— ₭øυятηєєyy♡★ (@kgilbey93) March 6, 2019
He’s in over his head…
Does he think that a period goes on a holiday? Like it’s getting to Christmas, time for a trip to Mexico. Like it’s an employee ?
— uncomfortable numb ??♂️ (@GeoduckErection) March 6, 2019
And he better watch his back…
Coffee or tampons? That’s the choice? Ok, I choose coffee. He’d better hope he doesn’t sit in my seat when I get off the bus ?
— Holly Lloyd (@artyfuckwit) March 4, 2019
To be fair to the original poster… no, you know what… that’s not going to happen here. It’s perfectly fine to mock and ridicule this moron.
And oh they do…
7 Tampons per cycle? pic.twitter.com/Z9xUPyaTnf
— Melissa Rose (@Melzyrose90) March 5, 2019
Again…
Of course it’s the way how it’s done. pic.twitter.com/lsQbCFCbZq
— Watson (@ClaudiaW80) March 5, 2019
And again…
9 PERIODS PER YEAR pic.twitter.com/hkVAycI6yW
— O (@itsoliviaaah) March 5, 2019
And again…
Uhmmm helloooo everyone knows periods go dormant for the winter months?? pic.twitter.com/FzjrtMSjEG
— San Holo (@beeeperez) March 6, 2019
And Again….
I can only think that he confused it with how long women are pregnant for ??♀️
— ??? ❥ (@Cataclysmikat) March 6, 2019
Really, ladies… guys don’t know how that stuff really works. Because we care, but not enough to really dig into the details. We’ll just overcompensate and everything will be okay, right?
Right!?!
Meanwhile, I asked my bf to bring me some tampons because my cramps were so bad that I couldn’t get out of bed. Dude brings me this and says “this should last you at least for this week, right?” pic.twitter.com/38v96YoPPv
— Morgan Smith (@RvngeOfTheSmith) March 6, 2019
I thought so. Whew. Crisis averted!