One of the big draws of Twitter is that it’s a place where you can directly interact with celebrities.
I feel like almost everyone I know who’s at all active on the site has had a moment or two where they get a reply or a retweet or a like from a celeb they admire and it absolutely makes their day.
On a less wholesome level, of course, you can also just use it to rip into random famous people and know that they may actually see it.
Which is also kind of fun. Take it away, Twitter, you glorious jerks.
10. Lil Pump
This sounds like a repurposed “yo mama” joke but I’ll allow it.
Lil pump is the type of person to put a ruler under his pillow and see how long he slept
— UberDanger (@UberDanger) September 13, 2019
9. Ja Rule
He’s gotta head up and prep the next Fyre Festival.
Nobody has needed you since 2005 bro
— Kokain Dawkins (@kokain_dawkins) March 13, 2020
8. Justin Bieber
What a long strange road it’s been for him.
Justin Bieber looks like a 70's porn star who exclusively works for coke. pic.twitter.com/U7vsvrk036
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) September 15, 2018
7. Gronk
Pull the level, Gronk!
Gronk looks like a guy heavily involved in a figure skating steroid scandal pic.twitter.com/f69SumilnL
— Mike Camerlengo (@MCamerlengo) November 24, 2019
6. Roby Maguire
With great power comes great responsibility.
Image: Jimmy Kimmel Live / ABC
5. Emma Stone
Is that why you’re addicted?
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4. Drake
That’s very imaginative.
Image: Jimmy Kimmel Live / ABC
3. Billie Eilish
Duh.
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2. David Blaine
It’s his form of hypnosis, he’s a magician.
Image: Jimmy Kimmel Live / ABC
1. Maisie Williams
Do you mean she seems sweet? Because agreed.
Image: Jimmy Kimmel Live / ABC
Keep using those burn powers for good, Twitter. Or evil, whatever, it’s all entertaining.
What’s your best celebrity burn?
Try and come up with your best shot and hit us with it in the comments.