Somewhere along the line, Disney went from “that company that makes the princess movies” to “that gargantuan mega-corporation who owns the concept of entertainment.”
Honestly, where does it stop?
Twitter user @TriptonicSounds wrote out his idea of the timeline of some sort of Disney dystopian (Dis-topian?) novel and it is spellbinding. Gaze into the future of our corporate world, if you dare.
Prologue: a brief history of the world…
Chapter 1: The near future… which could still happen
Chapter 2: Resistance! But will they be able to resist?
Chapter 3: I’d follow Baby Yoda to the ends of the earth
Chapter 4: Espionage! Warner Bros is going down!
Chapter 5: We are the law. Microsoft is going down.
Chapter 6: Total monopoly. Bye Google!
Chapter 7: Scapegoats! Black markets! Oh my!
Chapter 8: No small parts. Just grown actors.
Chapter 9: La Resistance Lives On!
Chapter 10: Wanted Men
Chapter 11: To Infinity and Beyond
Chapter 12: Mars Needs Moms? More like Mars needs more ride passes.
Chapter 13: Mickey and Pluto going to get Trey and Matt
Chapter 14: Wolverine for President!
Welp. That was quite a ride into a crazy, parallel universe. I need to go rock back and forth in the shower for a while.
Will you welcome our new Disney overlords?
Let us know in the comments.