Every week there are standout tweets that make us laugh – some are unexpected, some are punny, and still others are insightful and poignant – and we want to make sure you don’t miss them!
Here’s this week’s roundup of our favorite 13!
13. It’s like they don’t even want us to live.
https://twitter.com/Cris_David2/status/1186415193904930816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1186415193904930816&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F10%2F25%2F15-tweets-everyone-shouldve-read-this-week-9%2F
12. This is just so priceless.
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016
11. I’ll never be able to sing it the right way again.
🎶Row, row, Robocop
Gently down the stream
Directive one: Uphold the law
I am part machine🎶— TF Noir (@TFNoir) October 21, 2019
10. Yes. Yes they are.
I’m watching a first date in a cafe, she says her favorite fruits are cherries or strawberries, and he nods knowingly and says “red fruits”
— ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* (@notreallysophie) October 20, 2019
9. You’re going to want to turn your sound on for this one.
https://twitter.com/heylias/status/1185612378102288384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1185612378102288384&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F10%2F25%2F15-tweets-everyone-shouldve-read-this-week-9%2F
8. You gotta protect the merchandise.
I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops
— mayita (@mayainthemoment) October 22, 2019
7. It’s so great, right?
https://twitter.com/trulyeI/status/1186436338389864449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1186436338389864449&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F10%2F25%2F15-tweets-everyone-shouldve-read-this-week-9%2F
6. Someone is cruisin’ for a brusin’.
I’m Never Gone Grow Up 🤦🏿♂️ My Momma Thought It Was A 👻 Talking Bout She Was Fena Go Get Her Glock 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/DHoHYT6lAN
— WILL (@WILLTHEGENARAL) October 17, 2019
5. I feel like this is a completely accurate assessment.
These are called “billionaire bangs” and you get them from a stylist who hates you, and keep them because your friends know you can’t take a joke. pic.twitter.com/ND6Z8QO2lw
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 23, 2019
4. I mean, that’s one reason.
Dungeons and Dragons is popular because it appeals to the human fantasy of having a group of friends who can come over at a regular time
— Lillie E. Franks, on her bad content arc (@onyxaminedlife) October 20, 2019
3. This goes through my head all the time.
Me, writing an email:
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) October 24, 2019
2. What were they thinking?
https://twitter.com/saaamscottt6/status/1184618949243297793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1184618949243297793&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F10%2F25%2F15-tweets-everyone-shouldve-read-this-week-9%2F
1. This kid definitely knows how to play the game.
the best clip to start the NBA season is this kid baiting the broadcast into flashing a "Fight for freedom stand with Hong Kong" sign on TV and then the cameraman pans away pic.twitter.com/B30ubY63CX
— Rod Breslau (@Slasher) October 23, 2019
I can’t wait to see what y’all on Twitter come up with next week!
Do you have a favorite from the week? Please share it with us in the comments!