Some people say that we’ve just got too many warning labels on things these days, but I say we don’t have enough.
We need to start putting them on people too.
If people came with a warning tag, what would yours be?
byu/Memeclub_ inAskReddit
Here, via the folks of Reddit, are some warning labels you might consider if you fit the following descriptions…
Let’s take a look!
1. Lame.
Object appears cooler than it actually is
– Mycellanious
2. Introverted.
If you can read this you are too close
But in really big letters
– Redland_Station
3. Poorly endowed.
Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.
– SnooBunnies9328
4. Falling apart.
Some assembly required
– epz
5. Hungry.
Approach with snacks
– humaneclair
6. Poisonous.
Do not eat.
– ruico
7. Endowed.
Contains nuts
– Grrreeen
8. Awkward.
extremely awkward, handle with care
– iliketobecalledRain
9. A lost cause.
Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.
– ShyOstrich
10. Anxious.
Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.
– cohibatbcs
11. Loud.
“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”
– Drumlin
12. Impulsive.
Poor Impulse Control
– DTNSFN1
13. Old.
For best results, please use before expiration date.
– VictorBlimpmuscle
14. Dumb.
Warning: Extremely stupid, flammable.
– CanadaMoose5
15. Uncertain.
Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.
– Dreamer2498
16. Canine-inclined.
Likes dogs more than humans
– uddane
17. Distracted.
Caution: this person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes
– mooqley
18. Uncensored.
Warning: Filter gone
– Shimmybaby84
19. Attentive.
Warning: cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.
– grumpy_mama_86b
20. Profane.
Speaks mostly in profanity
– Gonzostewie
21. Touchy.
Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.
– Awkward_dounut
22. No touchy.
“Low self esteem, do not touch”
– girlsplzpmyournudes
23. Bipolar.
Occasionally depressed or hyper .
– throwaway171f
24. Forgetful.
Low storage space. Information may not be saved correctly.
– Xero125
25. Mean.
Beware: Certified *sshole
– Mark_Twayne
26. Quiet.
If muttering is heard please ignore, voice setting is on low.
– Phrutekhake
27. Thirsty.
Warning : Full of lust.
– SnooMaschinne
28. Talkative.
Warning: May talk for hours at a time, nonstop
– Henry-The-Nobody
29. Ugly.
I did come with one…my face says it all.
– fuwhyckin
30. A literal Gremlin.
Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight
– GingerNinja793
Honestly, I think I could probably use more than one of those for myself. Might end up with so many stickers on me that I look like a touring musician’s guitar case, but at least people will know what they’re getting into.
What sort of warning label might you put on yourself, and why?
Tell us in the comments.