I’m a straight guy who’s bad at pretty much everything, but maybe I can be helpful when it comes to this post on Ask Reddit:
“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”
Here are some questions. I’ll use my limited perspective and do my best to answer.
Content warning: most of these are pretty NSFW.
1. Ya just do your best.
So when guys crash at each other’s houses, what do you do when you wake up with morning wood? Do you have to hide it from each other?
– Tanarri27
2. Yes, the sensation is substantially dulled.
Does s*x REALLY feel different with a condom on?
Like, is there a noticeable difference and if so, is it bad or feel less pleasurable?
– UniqueUserName_93
3. Not as often as we should.
Do you actually wash underneath your balls
– juicy_fruitty_
4. When I was younger, maybe. Now? Nah.
Guys… You say you don’t care how many partners a girl has had…. But does it secretly bother you?
– nosh_dosh
5. Not since I was a teenager.
do you actually compare dong sizes with your friends?
– KeeganMargaret
6. A mature man can tell the difference.
How do I compliment you without thinking there’s more to it?
– dpnrte
7. Yes and it hurts.
Has a girl ever sat on your penis ‘the incorrect way’?
– kittycat2009
8. Not as much as you might think.
How much does boob size matter
– nosh_dosh
9. Any man who says they haven’t measured is lying to you.
Why do you say you don’t measure your d*ck? Some men have said “well it’s like you don’t measure your arm”.
But from my woman perspective, if I had something between my legs, I’d measure it. We know our bra and shoe size, why don’t you know your d*ck size??
– ditchinzimbabwe
10. Some deep, weird animal instinct.
When guys do the scratch ‘n sniff, what’re you guys actually sniffing for? Is it just a hygiene check?
– monik991
11. Like your crotch is trying to escape.
what does a boner feel like?
– ligmabeansthesecond
12. S*x is a part of love, it’s not the entire picture.
Is your love for your female partner based on how well she f*cks or you actually fall in love independently from it?
– KitchenBiscotti1
13. Worried about who your girlfriend hangs out with? Hmmm…
How do you guys feel about girls that hang out with a lot of guys.
Can you tell the difference between the pick me girls and the girls that are genuinely just more of a tomboy or just get along better w guys in a platonic way.
– katieewadee
14. The pain shoots up to your stomach, actually.
How does getting kicked in the balls feel?
– 23cacti
15. Once a year, it’s a family tradition.
How often do you accidentally sit on your nuts?
– Ran-Dizzy123
Welp, I hope that way-too-much-information was helpful.
What questions to you have about people?
Tell us in the comments.