You’ve probably heard variations of this game before. Like your porn star name is the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on. Mine was Quincy Woodward.
Or that your porn star name is your childhood pet and your mom’s maiden name. Under those rules, an old boss of mine was named Frisky Garcia…I never forgot that incredible name.
Well, now there’s a new game that we’re all playing because of being in quarantine due to the coronavirus.
It’s your quarantine nickname and it consists of how you’re feeling (first name) and the last thing you ate out of your cupboard.
Let’s take a look at some of the best responses!
1. This kicked it all off.
Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate out of the cupboard”
You can call me “angry chili mango”
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) March 20, 2020
2. A lot of this one going around.
Stressed leftovers
— Dianna Cowern (@thephysicsgirl) March 20, 2020
3. Kind of a cool name in general.
Disillusioned Twizzler
— kristen johnston (@thekjohnston) March 20, 2020
4. Sounds like a new, hip cafe.
Anxious Cracker
— Michael, Quarantine Edition 🌶 (@Home_Halfway) March 20, 2020
5. Yes! This is good.
Horny Kit Kat
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 20, 2020
6. At least you’re eating salad.
Fat chopped salad.
— DK from a distance (@justkramer) March 20, 2020
7. I can relate to this one.
Brain dead pickle.
— Ree Drummond – The Pioneer Woman (@thepioneerwoman) March 20, 2020
8. Sounds like a decent time.
Hi I’m tipsy chicken wing 💃🏼
— Becca Tilley (@beccatilley5) March 20, 2020
9. I’ll take two!
Sweaty pound cake
— Bridget Blake (@BridgetBlake1) March 20, 2020
10. A very cool nickname.
Edgy spaghetti. 😀
— Great Plains Girl 🇺🇸 (@HeartlandRaised) March 20, 2020
11. Keep your head up!
Resigned Peanut Butter
— Jane Lynch (@janemarielynch) March 20, 2020
12. And, last but not least.
I’m Hopeful DingDong. That is gross. I’m stress eating 😕
— UteGal (@utah_ute_gal) March 20, 2020
Those are pretty funny, despite the situation we’re all in right now.
Okay, we want to hear from you!
Tell us your quarantine name in the comments.
I’ll start: mine is Depressed Beef Jerky!