Nextdoor is an app that basically lets people communicate specifically with their neighbors. It’s a small-range social media platform, essentially.
And as with any social media platform, it’s full of delightful nonsense.
One Twitter account makes it their mission to gather this nonsense, and for that, they are heroes.
30. The Gang
My guy I think this might have been spray painted by a nine year old.
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. π§ pic.twitter.com/EmxllzKFnM
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) May 20, 2021
29. Fire Ants
I guess that’s why they call him Crazy Pete.
Posting some of our favorites here πΏ pic.twitter.com/NDsrDuoFcS
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 13, 2021
28. True Crime
Ok Janet but why are we talking about this right now…
π€― pic.twitter.com/haflVDDuqY
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 13, 2021
27. Welcome to the Neighborhood
I think the cat was mostly in it for the meat, probably.
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2021
26. Buckets of Fun
Treat others the way you’d like to be treated.
πππ pic.twitter.com/Tolfiueivi
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2021
25. Noisy Neighbors
Oh, well, that’s terrifying.
nope pic.twitter.com/LKP6b21XmJ
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 14, 2021
24. Laser Pointer Fun
SWAT Hilarity is my favorite blooper show from the 90’s.
omg pic.twitter.com/39FxPv0Q2x
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 15, 2021
23. Moving Out
Hey man, we’ve all definitely been there.
ICE COLD pic.twitter.com/YZC6wMuMvJ
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 15, 2021
22. Call Pest Control
I think this was one of the plagues of Egypt if I’m not mistaken.
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 15, 2021
21. Basement Treasures
Um, what did you do with it?
insane pic.twitter.com/SCdAyoUgb4
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) May 16, 2021
20. Road Rage
An older white person with a blue-stripe profile pic getting all fragile about nothing?
Unprecedented.
"For God's sake Judy, this isn't about YOU." pic.twitter.com/H4d8IsbgJb
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) May 7, 2021
19. Heckin Chonker
I haven’t even met this cat and I agree.
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) May 5, 2021
18. Bobcat Drinking from Pool
Gather round children, and hear he chilling tale of the Choopah Cobbler.
A CHOOPAH COBBLER pic.twitter.com/OoSqIeqaKh
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) May 4, 2021
17. Helicopters
They’ve been around for like a century now, get with the times!
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." π‘ pic.twitter.com/vjlUwWqHv6
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 27, 2021
16. A Change From the Bedroom
There aren’t enough letters in the word “nope” to accurate describe all the “nope.”
"Need to spice up your relationship?" π pic.twitter.com/UB3Mgm01MT
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 25, 2021
15. Urgent Alert
Hey Patrick, why don’t you leave Gerb alone, he’s working on something.
π¨URGENT ALERTπ¨ pic.twitter.com/h1427uY37y
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 8, 2021
14. Motel 6
I’d say somewhere between sorta and very.
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 6, 2021
13. Possible Cult Activity
“Went to the library to use the printer but this guy kept staring at me for an hour so to mess with him I just kept pulling up Gary Busey.”
Can't wait to get back to these precedented times pic.twitter.com/QiPZb3m3yU
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 5, 2021
12. Neighborly Consideration
I don’t know how to tell you this, but weekend afternoons are kinda the perfect time for mowing.
IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO MOW YOUR LAWN ON EASTER SUNDAY?! pic.twitter.com/ONyw1AH3eR
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 4, 2021
11. Found Orange Male Cat
“And believe me, I’ve seen a lot.”
"FOUND ORANGE MALE CAT HUGE BALLS" pic.twitter.com/Ndxe5bEE5N
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 4, 2021
10. Weed
Or maybe, you know, just “lawn maintenance.”
THIS π IS π NOT π A π DATING π SITE π pic.twitter.com/Hgd9vekEWO
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) April 3, 2021
9. New Trash Policy
This is the greatest shade I’ve ever seen.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." π‘ pic.twitter.com/ReMntvrgWN
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) March 31, 2021
8. Big A** Bird
Can anyone identify?
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) March 30, 2021
7. Missing Newfoundland
You gotta read the room, Marlene.
"Wow not the time for jokes what the fuck Marlene" pic.twitter.com/LEz4vLsaWl
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) March 26, 2021
6. More Vandalism
I don’t care what you say, this definitely isn’t gouda.
"SOMEONE PUT CHEESE ON MY CAR FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!" pic.twitter.com/i3iOVwU2KM
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) March 7, 2021
5. Suspicious Behavior
Quarantine has not been kind to many of us.
"SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR" π pic.twitter.com/cOcqHTTYmc
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) March 3, 2021
4. Contractor
Joshua swooping in with the completely unnecessary burn.
"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." π‘ pic.twitter.com/vTHACzEp1f
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) March 2, 2021
3. Truck Sandwich
Why are you questioning this? YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED.
"WHO LEFT THIS SANDWICH ON MY TRUCK?!!!" pic.twitter.com/6AYSeaz0kv
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) February 25, 2021
2. Question
Get a bucket and a mop.
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. π§ pic.twitter.com/Z4GwWVVov5
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) February 20, 2021
1. Y’all Gonna Have to Sit Down
Big if true.
"Y'ALL GONNA HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS ONE" pic.twitter.com/rDwRgKSCYE
— Best of Nextdoor π‘ (@bestofnextdoor) February 10, 2021
Good fences make good neighbors. Good apps make…I don’t know, chaos.
What’s the craziest thing that’s been happening in your neighborhood?
Tell us in the comments.