The world of fashion has always been well beyond my grasp. I don’t get it, I’ve never gotten it, and that’s fine.
The trouble is that I often can’t tell the difference between, like, some nice style I don’t appreciate because I have no sense of it, and something that’s truly bizarre to normal people as well.
Enter Zara, the clothing company that wants to catch your eye with their modeling photos at pretty much any cost, as exemplified by this Instagram account that collects their strangest offerings.
30. Doll house
29. Excellent reception
Conspiracy theory communities have become so mainstream that even the tinfoil hats are getting fashionable.
28. All a tangle
One day, we will discover how to utilize this vexing creation known as shirt.
27. A lot of baggage
Why have one big thing when you can have two small thing?
26. Monitoring the situation
Worst. Security guard. Ever.
25. Parachute pants
“Yeah I got a tent on my legs, whatcha gonna do about it?”
Don’t you hate it when you just can’t find space in your house for your over-clothed yoga routine?
23. Rawr XD
I call the big one bitey.
22. Go to the mattresses
When moving into that dorm proves harder than you thought.
21. Oh, Christmas true
It’s the love that dare not speak its name.
20. Paradigm shifts
We’re going to revolutionize the way you think of sitting.
19. Take a stand
This feels like it’s from a trying-very-hard-to-be-deep music video from the late 90’s.
18. The stack
Seriously, we WILL innovate chair technology by the end of the decade.
17. Rainy day fund
Make a splash wherever you go.
16. Gotta hand it to ya
I don’t…I don’t know what to do with this. I don’t know what you want from me here.
15. Getting ahead
When your arms are cold so you keep your sweater off of them and on your scalp.
14. Forbidden love
Sure, you’re all about him now, but soon enough you’ll be taking him for granite.
13. Don’t mind me
“Hey Dave can you move the frame slightly to the right?”
“No I cannot.”
12. Horse girls
Can you see this dress? We say neigh.
11. Sporting attire
She looks pretty tired to me.
10. In hot pursuit
You’d better get our products, before they get you.
9. Horse girls II
Legs for days.
8. Something’s afoot
When you really know how to toe the line.
7. Pink attack
“Can I help you? I’m very busy at the moment.”
6. Grocery chic
Why does she look like she’s shopping at gunpoint?
When you were promised a poolside photoshoot but you’ve already gone over-budget.
4. Got your back
One day, we WILL discover how handbags work.
3. Bend over backwards
Don’t mine me, I am just a bike.
2. Don’t duck with me
She’s smiling because she just saved 15% or more on car insurance.
1. Share a smile
I think I might have a little coke problem.
It’s a bold marketing strategy, Cotten, let’s see if it pays off.
Would you buy any of these things?
Tell us in the comments.